Voice Test

[defendless]

{A}

[If you find yourself in the woods for any reason, and you happen to be preparing food, you might turn around and find yourself with a certain fluffy visitor, staring intently at your meal with his stomach rumbling loudly.]

{B}

[Alternatively you stumble across a man face down on the ground in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you come close enough to check, he does seem to be alive, just unconscious, and actually starting to wake up!]

{C}

[Or there's a Zeno in your setting. Who knows why! (BECAUSE IF ENOUGH YEARS PASS IT'S EASY TO SAY HIS FANTASY SETTING BECOMES YOUR SETTING, MAYBE HUMANITY STRAIGHT UP FUCKING RESTARTED, WHO KNOWS? THIS MAN IS OLDER THAN THE HILLS.) Anyway follow your dreams, feel free to start something more specific or ask me to start something more specific within certain lines, I'm really excited please love me.

Also feel free to just straight up game setting this shit. Court/AFD/QM/LR this shit come at me bros.]

Comments

[apotheca]

[is. is that the sound of the stomach acid dissolving through the lining of the inert organs?

well. as the kids say, #yolo. he hunkers down into a squat and lightly pokes body in the surprisingly full flesh of its cheek.]

[defendless]

[the eyes snap open] Oh, hello.

[apotheca]

[SHOUTS AND HONKS AND FALLS BACK ON HIS ASS.]

Shit!

[defendless]

[sits up!!] Ah! Sorry!

[apotheca]

No -- no, it's fine. You're not dead. Shit.

[defendless]

Zeno definitely isn't dead.

[apotheca]

Zeno is just casually laying out in the middle of the woods.

[he stands and starts to brush forest debris and dirt from the back of his pants. there's a slight hesitation before he extends his hand to help Zeno (??) up.]

[defendless]

Sometimes Zeno gets tired.

[he takes that hand readily, his own properly warm like a non-corpse's, and he's about as light as he looks so he's pretty easy to help up, too.]

[apotheca]

Well, that's Zeno's problem, isn't it?

[said quite cooly. he bends down and starts picking up the scattered lavendar... again.]

[defendless]

It is.

[quite agreeably! he bends to help.]