Voice Test

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{A}

[If you find yourself in the woods for any reason, and you happen to be preparing food, you might turn around and find yourself with a certain fluffy visitor, staring intently at your meal with his stomach rumbling loudly.]

{B}

[Alternatively you stumble across a man face down on the ground in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you come close enough to check, he does seem to be alive, just unconscious, and actually starting to wake up!]

{C}

[Or there's a Zeno in your setting. Who knows why! (BECAUSE IF ENOUGH YEARS PASS IT'S EASY TO SAY HIS FANTASY SETTING BECOMES YOUR SETTING, MAYBE HUMANITY STRAIGHT UP FUCKING RESTARTED, WHO KNOWS? THIS MAN IS OLDER THAN THE HILLS.) Anyway follow your dreams, feel free to start something more specific or ask me to start something more specific within certain lines, I'm really excited please love me.

Also feel free to just straight up game setting this shit. Court/AFD/QM/LR this shit come at me bros.]

Comments

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Zeno would prefer to keep his face, if it's all the same to miss.

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Nothing there at all. . . jeez. . . this is worse than pathetic. Why do morons like you even exist?

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Zeno hasn't the slightest clue.

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So why don't you die?

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[that one gets a split-second stutter of nonreaction, but then he's right back to actively cheerful] Zeno just hasn't gotten around to it yet.

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Hahahahahahaha! Hey be honest!

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Does Zeno come across as dishonest?

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Like a slimey lying toad.

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Zeno is slimy? Oh no!

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So, do you wanna die or do you not?

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Zeno has a long life ahead of him. [this is obviously, not an answer.]

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Haha, fucking wuss.

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If miss says so!

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Grow a fucking pair of balls.

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Zeno already has those.

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Must be pretty small.

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Are they? [pulls out a couple hackey sacks, juggling them idly]

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THat's not even funny, asshole.

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[laughs] Zeno thought it was!

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I can't even get off on this.

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...

Zeno did not realize that was the goal?

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Why would I even talk to a pathetic shit spouting garbage hole like you then?

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Miss, Zeno doesn't know if you're aware, but there are far more straightforward ways to go about all that.

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Ha! What a joke! As if you know anything about this!

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Zeno has experienced puberty.