Voice Test

[defendless]

{A}

[If you find yourself in the woods for any reason, and you happen to be preparing food, you might turn around and find yourself with a certain fluffy visitor, staring intently at your meal with his stomach rumbling loudly.]

{B}

[Alternatively you stumble across a man face down on the ground in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you come close enough to check, he does seem to be alive, just unconscious, and actually starting to wake up!]

{C}

[Or there's a Zeno in your setting. Who knows why! (BECAUSE IF ENOUGH YEARS PASS IT'S EASY TO SAY HIS FANTASY SETTING BECOMES YOUR SETTING, MAYBE HUMANITY STRAIGHT UP FUCKING RESTARTED, WHO KNOWS? THIS MAN IS OLDER THAN THE HILLS.) Anyway follow your dreams, feel free to start something more specific or ask me to start something more specific within certain lines, I'm really excited please love me.

Also feel free to just straight up game setting this shit. Court/AFD/QM/LR this shit come at me bros.]

Comments

[risun]

I'm not for eating.

[ a beat. ]

But there's someone at my house. What do you think about F-cups?

[ it's all said with like

zero inflection though, in a completely flat tone with a completely flat expression so it's probably? a joke? a coded "you can eat at my house"? ]

[defendless]

[zeno laughs readily.] Zeno isn't interested in eating people!

[risun]

That's a relief.

[ rising to her feet. ]

Ready to go?

[defendless]

[he gets up and dusts himself off, seemingly pretty okay all things considered.] Ready when you are!

[risun]

Sure. Follow me.

[ what else should she say? she's not interested, but lisa will ask . . . ]

Why were you sleeping on the ground?

[defendless]

Oh! Zeno just got tired right then and there.

[risun]

So you went to sleep?

[defendless]

So Zeno went to sleep.

[risun]

And you do that every time you're tired?

[ like

you just ? ]

[defendless]

Only sometimes!

[risun]

Me too.

[ another long pause, mulling over anything else she's supposed to be asking, ]

You're a foreigner, right?

[defendless]

That's right, miss.