Voice Test

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{A}

[If you find yourself in the woods for any reason, and you happen to be preparing food, you might turn around and find yourself with a certain fluffy visitor, staring intently at your meal with his stomach rumbling loudly.]

{B}

[Alternatively you stumble across a man face down on the ground in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you come close enough to check, he does seem to be alive, just unconscious, and actually starting to wake up!]

{C}

[Or there's a Zeno in your setting. Who knows why! (BECAUSE IF ENOUGH YEARS PASS IT'S EASY TO SAY HIS FANTASY SETTING BECOMES YOUR SETTING, MAYBE HUMANITY STRAIGHT UP FUCKING RESTARTED, WHO KNOWS? THIS MAN IS OLDER THAN THE HILLS.) Anyway follow your dreams, feel free to start something more specific or ask me to start something more specific within certain lines, I'm really excited please love me.

Also feel free to just straight up game setting this shit. Court/AFD/QM/LR this shit come at me bros.]

Comments

[defendless]

Zeno is Zeno, and this is how Zeno speaks.

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Is this some kind of regression? Is this an old timey thing? Dontcha know that's obsolete like moldy cheese?

[defendless]

Zeno's heard it called talking like a child? So regression, Zeno guesses. [completely unoffended.]

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So you're a brain dead baby?

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[he just laughs cheerfully]

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I get it, I get you. You're a shitty simpleton! Jeez, the world is populated with you useless garbage types.

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Zeno will have to take your word for it.

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What kind of pathetic passive idiocy is this?

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It would have to be Zeno's kind, wouldn't it?

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The fuck.

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Ah, is that a no?

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You really don't have any sense of care do you? Are you a worm? Maybe less than that. A piece of shit?

[defendless]

Goodness, miss has such a repertoire of unkind words at her disposal.

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Miss? Ha! Well, you're trying at something at least.

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Oh, Zeno did something right in the miss's eyes? Yay!

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You gonna be so cheerful if I tear off your face too? Not even worth it then.

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Zeno would prefer to keep his face, if it's all the same to miss.

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Nothing there at all. . . jeez. . . this is worse than pathetic. Why do morons like you even exist?

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Zeno hasn't the slightest clue.

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So why don't you die?

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[that one gets a split-second stutter of nonreaction, but then he's right back to actively cheerful] Zeno just hasn't gotten around to it yet.

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Hahahahahahaha! Hey be honest!

[defendless]

Does Zeno come across as dishonest?

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Like a slimey lying toad.

[defendless]

Zeno is slimy? Oh no!